The Best About His Birthday The Hollywood Reporter
Chuck Norris turns 75 today, and the Internet is celebrating.
In recent years, a mythology has sprung up around the action icon, with tales about his great fetes becoming their own brand of joke and even inspiring a series of books.
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Predictably, the jokes have started pouring in on Norris’ birthday. Check out the best (so far), which will be updating throughout the day. First up: one from the man himself.
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Chuck Norris has his own boarding group. It’s a roundhouse kick. Happy Birthday to a Walker, Texas legend! (Keep it going!) #75YearsOfChuck
— Southwest Airlines (@SouthwestAir) March 10, 2015
He counted to infinity… THREE TIMES! Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! http://t.co/KrjqGXZOZe pic.twitter.com/am7pihVmxY
— About.com (@aboutdotcom) March 10, 2015
Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.
— Sam Ro (@bySamRo) March 10, 2015
Yeah, I share a birthday with Chuck Norris…jealous?
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) March 10, 2015
“Chuck Norris doesn’t blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly #HappyBirthdayChuckNorris” pic.twitter.com/aGvpQGCBAd
— TGI Friday’s UK (@TGIFridaysUK) March 10, 2015
It’s Chuck Norris’s birthday, but Chuck Norris isn’t turning 75. 75 is turning Chuck Norris. #sorry
— Outside Magazine (@outsidemagazine) March 10, 2015
A guy who set’s his own pace in traffic! Happy Birthday @chucknorris pic.twitter.com/6AYpQqUhNY
— King5TracyT (@King5TracyT) March 10, 2015
That time Chuck Norris blew out the candles and we arrived a day early. #tailwind #75YearsOfChuck
— Southwest Airlines (@SouthwestAir) March 10, 2015
.@chucknorris Happy Birthday to the man that is almost as Texas as Whataburger.
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 10, 2015
Did you hear that explosion? That was just Chuck Norris blowing out his birthday candles. #HappyBirthdayChuckNorris pic.twitter.com/IaswGZzQdC
— TODD SPENCE (@Todd_Spence) March 10, 2015
Chuck Norris doesn’t listen to a playlist — the playlist listens to @chucknorris. #HappyBirthday, Carlos Ray.
— Spotify (@Spotify) March 10, 2015
Good Cop: You’re under arrest! Chuck Norris Cop: I already arrested him 3 weeks ago. *windmill high-five kick*
— Topher Writes (@Iwriteforcats) March 11, 2015
Chuck Norris doesn’t kick your ass. You see him coming and you kick your own ass. #ChuckNorrisFacts #HappyBdayChuck
— Jason Richter (@JasonRichter_) March 11, 2015
#HappyBirthdayChuckNorris Chuck Norris doesn’t need to flush the toilet – he just scares the $h1t out of it. Happy 75th Chuck!
— Ramp Monkey (@Ramp_Monkey) March 11, 2015
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